Two huge giant dildos grace the skyline of two major cities; one the 38 storey skyscraper office building, Torre Agbar Tower in the centre of Barcelona, Spain and the other a forty-one storey office tower at 30 St. Mary Axe in London, nicknamed the Gherkin Tower.
Both buildings are busy tourist attractions. Everyone wants to see the big penis. Vacationers can now take City Tours which include trips to the top in glass elevators, promising happy endings.
I can hear the stories being told as people gather around the kitchen table to look at the pictures of the giant penis' grandma and grandpa took while touring Europe last summer.