|Old man's ear. |
I received as a gift last Christmas, an ear ring, a diamond stud. For a pierced ear. I've really never looked at my ear lobes in depth before and when I did I was surprised to see, two flaps, that could have sailed the Mayflower across the Atlantic.
Where do you apply for these grants? I have a few items that need studying. I imagine writing out the application for the government grant.
One of the questions: Why do you need money, it asks?
"I want to study the length of my ear lobes." I say.
Okay Dog. Here's $100,000 No need to have any accountability.
It must be that easy!
I looked at my ear lobes draping my shoulders. Fingered them. I thought of the money they would fetch me if I applied.
Then thought, "Would I like to have a diamond drawing people's attention to them?"
The diamond stud, is still sitting on my dresser. What is it now, July?